How can I record me playing music onto my computer, then translate that music into sheet music?

I want to record a drum cadence and write the sheet music out as I play it. Like a machine that hears what you play and translates it into sheet music, you know? Are there any internet sites that can do that?

The type of software you are looking for is called "Notation Software". Here is a bunch of sites that offer Notation Software:

http://www.bing.com/search?q=notation+software&form=OSDSRC